Few of my Status Messages that i love
April 01
A fool to desire, a fool to achieve, A fool to love and a fool to believe…
‘ts a day for us all, a day to rejoice, For tell me, who doesn’t live, in a fool’s paradise...
There is this thing that i hate about a finale - they leave you feeling so incomplete
Drunk guy: " If you are not committed, then you are a free rider"
Me: " I'm not a free rider, just don't prefer proxies!"
Innovative relationship analogy #1
Relationships are like college libraries... active at night, full of disinterested people and folks outside think that people inside are upto something great :P
Innovative Relationship analogy #2
Relationships are like exams-unexpected people do well, timing is important, your relative grading makes all the difference, and...In the end, it doesn't even matter...:P
Innovative relationship analogy #3: Relationships are like flights. Too early or too late spoils the fun; the higher you go, the more is the pressure; there is always less space; dim lights are either take off or landing... and despite being always there,emergency exit is never an option!
The line of the ocean cut the sky. The ocean mounted as the city descended. She passed the pinnacles of bank buildings. She passed the crowns of courthouses. She rose above the spires of churches. Then there was only the ocean and the sky and the figure of...
Caught Santa Claus 'RED-Handed' last night..he asked me to tell everyone that he is a Myth :)
"It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you."- Benjamin Button
"So it begins,this story, like everything else-with a woman, and a city, and a little bit of luck." - Finally laid hands on Shantaram
Its funny how extra luggage charge teaches you important lessons of life-how to let go of things, gauging them by utility rather than emotions and knowing what is valuable beyond a price tag...
She was left by him, who went to her, who left him for he who left her because she was left by him...
"You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play. It’s the playing that’s irresistible. Dicing from one year to the next with the things you love, what you risk reveals what you value." -Jeanette Winterson
I'm either always fighting to hold on or fighting to let go :P
The days are long, nights spent awake; i go to the bed, for routine's sake
I know its impatience for the days to come; but first things first, i need my mum!\
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than I do :)
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves...
He said: "For a moment assume humans don't have conscience...
what all would you've done?"
Weird, i can't think of anything despite the fact that it has often been a reason..
Next few are special :)
Throwing my gadgets, hiding in the sand at the tym of transition..will face it all from the other side now.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
can now appreciate 'The One' by Richard Bach much more...Oh! the crossroads of life...
"Love, love, when thou holdst us, one can say: good-bye, prudence!" (La Fontaine)
"There is a cost that you pay for following you heart- the cost is failure" - Rakeysh OmPrakash Mehra -Brilliant talk by him!
"If you want to know where your heart is, notice where your mind goes when it wanders..."
“Which road do I take?"
"Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then, said the cat, it doesn't matter.”
“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”
<3 Alice in Wonderland
Dear Heart,
Please just do your job. Pump Blood.
Vertigo - conflict between the fear of falling and the desire to fall
'Three things in Love the foolish will desire:
Faith, consistency and passion; but the wise
Only an hour's happiness require
And not to look into uncaring eyes.'
-Kenneth Hopkins
A bird who wouldn't fly out of an open cage...
How distressed people come with brilliant - godly analogies- 'It was like riding a tiger, not knowing how to get off without being eaten' and now, 'standing on a burning platform - we have multiple points of scorching heat that are fueling a blazing
One addiction works at a time.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.-Katherine Hepburn
Finding the "time value of people" by discounting them for the life they may have...
The funda of miracles is that they never happen if you wait fr them...
"I am a Tralfamadorian, seeing all time as you might see a stretch of the Rocky Mountains. All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
Did not finish her last class, sneaked out in the middle...unfinished businesses :)
way too many 'two cents' from people floating around; I already made a dollar...
on placement month
This 'March madness' is all about 'stealing a march on someone' :P
I wish love was like a volleyball. You call "mine!" & everyone else backs off. :P
One night to be confused...
...One night to speed up truth.
To the night we'd never remember :P
...with the people we'd never forget :)
For all the places you go, and people you see,
Most are lost and forgotten, but a few...
What is perishable perishes, what's forever sustains,
And meanwhile, the cardial and cerebral argument will continue...
---------Last message as student--------left
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself... - D H Lawrence
Just when you have finished spending hours, made up your mind, are on the counter, about to pay...you see that perfect dress in the corner stack you think is the one...
~~~The battle of '2 STATES' continues...~~~ :: A guy from one of the four southern states:"South Indian girls prefer a guy with an American MS to an Indian MBA. For North Indian girls, it's the reverse" ::A guy from one of the four northern states:"I Object.... North Indian gal prefers neither.. she prefers a DU guy who can take care of all ...other things while she goes to work it seems...
Yes, if CBSE books and other curriculum is revised every now and then, why aren't they doing anything abut the marriage vows??
on convocation
Mom! Last time you get to play my mom in schools & colleges today...Finally you will b unemployed in this respect :P
After the magic spell is over, we all go back to the truth of Pumpkin !!
"The girl in heat for two guys will always go for the one with better Resume! " - The Ugly Truth
Like an insecure spouse, Delhi weather is throwing tantrums and looking its best everyday, so I start missing it much b4 i have to leave...
Little did Heisenberg know that the Uncertainty principle is applicable to many things beyond just particles :: The more precisely we know MOMENTUM of life, the less we are in a POSITION to determine where we r headed...
kujh unj we raawan aukhian sann
kujh gall wicch gham da tauq vi see
kujh shehr dey louk vi zalim sann
kujh sanoun marran da shouq vi see
Things job away from home taught me:
1. Foremost criterion to buy formals should be: CREASEFREE
2. I may not not take bullshit from my boss but have to take it from the maid
3. Breakfast cereal can be comfortably eaten in dinner too
4. Bottle opener
The longest foreplay is when you are about to be FU**** by your job
April 01
A fool to desire, a fool to achieve, A fool to love and a fool to believe…
‘ts a day for us all, a day to rejoice, For tell me, who doesn’t live, in a fool’s paradise...
There is this thing that i hate about a finale - they leave you feeling so incomplete
Drunk guy: " If you are not committed, then you are a free rider"
Me: " I'm not a free rider, just don't prefer proxies!"
Innovative relationship analogy #1
Relationships are like college libraries... active at night, full of disinterested people and folks outside think that people inside are upto something great :P
Innovative Relationship analogy #2
Relationships are like exams-unexpected people do well, timing is important, your relative grading makes all the difference, and...In the end, it doesn't even matter...:P
Innovative relationship analogy #3: Relationships are like flights. Too early or too late spoils the fun; the higher you go, the more is the pressure; there is always less space; dim lights are either take off or landing... and despite being always there,emergency exit is never an option!
The line of the ocean cut the sky. The ocean mounted as the city descended. She passed the pinnacles of bank buildings. She passed the crowns of courthouses. She rose above the spires of churches. Then there was only the ocean and the sky and the figure of...
Caught Santa Claus 'RED-Handed' last night..he asked me to tell everyone that he is a Myth :)
"It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you."- Benjamin Button
"So it begins,this story, like everything else-with a woman, and a city, and a little bit of luck." - Finally laid hands on Shantaram
Its funny how extra luggage charge teaches you important lessons of life-how to let go of things, gauging them by utility rather than emotions and knowing what is valuable beyond a price tag...
She was left by him, who went to her, who left him for he who left her because she was left by him...
"You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play. It’s the playing that’s irresistible. Dicing from one year to the next with the things you love, what you risk reveals what you value." -Jeanette Winterson
I'm either always fighting to hold on or fighting to let go :P
The days are long, nights spent awake; i go to the bed, for routine's sake
I know its impatience for the days to come; but first things first, i need my mum!\
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than I do :)
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves...
He said: "For a moment assume humans don't have conscience...
what all would you've done?"
Weird, i can't think of anything despite the fact that it has often been a reason..
Next few are special :)
Throwing my gadgets, hiding in the sand at the tym of transition..will face it all from the other side now.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
can now appreciate 'The One' by Richard Bach much more...Oh! the crossroads of life...
"Love, love, when thou holdst us, one can say: good-bye, prudence!" (La Fontaine)
"There is a cost that you pay for following you heart- the cost is failure" - Rakeysh OmPrakash Mehra -Brilliant talk by him!
"If you want to know where your heart is, notice where your mind goes when it wanders..."
“Which road do I take?"
"Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then, said the cat, it doesn't matter.”
“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”
<3 Alice in Wonderland
Dear Heart,
Please just do your job. Pump Blood.
Vertigo - conflict between the fear of falling and the desire to fall
'Three things in Love the foolish will desire:
Faith, consistency and passion; but the wise
Only an hour's happiness require
And not to look into uncaring eyes.'
-Kenneth Hopkins
A bird who wouldn't fly out of an open cage...
How distressed people come with brilliant - godly analogies- 'It was like riding a tiger, not knowing how to get off without being eaten' and now, 'standing on a burning platform - we have multiple points of scorching heat that are fueling a blazing
One addiction works at a time.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.-Katherine Hepburn
Finding the "time value of people" by discounting them for the life they may have...
The funda of miracles is that they never happen if you wait fr them...
"I am a Tralfamadorian, seeing all time as you might see a stretch of the Rocky Mountains. All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
Did not finish her last class, sneaked out in the middle...unfinished businesses :)
way too many 'two cents' from people floating around; I already made a dollar...
on placement month
This 'March madness' is all about 'stealing a march on someone' :P
I wish love was like a volleyball. You call "mine!" & everyone else backs off. :P
One night to be confused...
...One night to speed up truth.
To the night we'd never remember :P
...with the people we'd never forget :)
For all the places you go, and people you see,
Most are lost and forgotten, but a few...
What is perishable perishes, what's forever sustains,
And meanwhile, the cardial and cerebral argument will continue...
---------Last message as student--------left
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself... - D H Lawrence
Just when you have finished spending hours, made up your mind, are on the counter, about to pay...you see that perfect dress in the corner stack you think is the one...
~~~The battle of '2 STATES' continues...~~~ :: A guy from one of the four southern states:"South Indian girls prefer a guy with an American MS to an Indian MBA. For North Indian girls, it's the reverse" ::A guy from one of the four northern states:"I Object.... North Indian gal prefers neither.. she prefers a DU guy who can take care of all ...other things while she goes to work it seems...
Yes, if CBSE books and other curriculum is revised every now and then, why aren't they doing anything abut the marriage vows??
on convocation
Mom! Last time you get to play my mom in schools & colleges today...Finally you will b unemployed in this respect :P
After the magic spell is over, we all go back to the truth of Pumpkin !!
"The girl in heat for two guys will always go for the one with better Resume! " - The Ugly Truth
Like an insecure spouse, Delhi weather is throwing tantrums and looking its best everyday, so I start missing it much b4 i have to leave...
Little did Heisenberg know that the Uncertainty principle is applicable to many things beyond just particles :: The more precisely we know MOMENTUM of life, the less we are in a POSITION to determine where we r headed...
kujh unj we raawan aukhian sann
kujh gall wicch gham da tauq vi see
kujh shehr dey louk vi zalim sann
kujh sanoun marran da shouq vi see
Things job away from home taught me:
1. Foremost criterion to buy formals should be: CREASEFREE
2. I may not not take bullshit from my boss but have to take it from the maid
3. Breakfast cereal can be comfortably eaten in dinner too
4. Bottle opener
The longest foreplay is when you are about to be FU**** by your job
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